  Lilpup Member Username: Lilpup Post Number: 1306 Registered: 06-2004 Posted From: 69.130.18.100 |
just when you think nothing goofier than we've seen before can happen http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14 706365/ A Detroit Lions assistant coach was arrested twice in the past two weeks — once while police say he was driving nude and a week later on suspicion of drunken driving. | ||
Psip Member Username: Psip Post Number: 1165 Registered: 04-2005 Posted From: 68.60.45.70 |
"That ain't my cocain" Wayne Fontes | ||
Lilpup Member Username: Lilpup Post Number: 1307 Registered: 06-2004 Posted From: 69.130.18.100 |
Wayne Fontes nude - now there's a frightening visual | ||
Broken_main Member Username: Broken_main Post Number: 1154 Registered: 06-2005 Posted From: 69.222.11.226 |
Hmmmm...how do you explain that to the judge. | ||
Ray1936 Member Username: Ray1936 Post Number: 786 Registered: 01-2005 Posted From: 68.96.231.230 |
Millen hired the guy without checking his background....he's had similar problems elsewhere before. Just another example of the incompentency of Matt Millen. This franchise will be a total loser until he goes. | ||
Vas Member Username: Vas Post Number: 620 Registered: 01-2004 Posted From: 68.40.89.188 |
sweet! | ||
Thnk2mch Member Username: Thnk2mch Post Number: 335 Registered: 02-2006 Posted From: 71.65.11.152 |
Maybe: "I lost a bet. If the Lions won a game, I had to do it?" The judge would have understood.  | ||
Gambling_man Member Username: Gambling_man Post Number: 852 Registered: 11-2003 Posted From: 199.178.193.5 |
What a small world.......Believe it or not, I sat next to this guy all night earlier this summer, having a few drinks after golfing at the Detroit Golf Club. He seemed OK to me, a bit of a "Football Coach Arrogance", but a nice guy anyhow.....gave him my card....I hope he doesn't call. | ||
Bongman Member Username: Bongman Post Number: 1248 Registered: 12-2003 Posted From: 198.111.56.128 |
Wait a couple weeks. His new team will surely give him a real reason to drink. | ||
Rjk Member Username: Rjk Post Number: 482 Registered: 11-2003 Posted From: 68.41.145.5 |
Victim of a clothes jacking. He lost his clothes in a poker game. His clothes give him a rash. He saw a homeless person with ratty clothes and decided to give him his. There are plenty of valid excuses for not have your clothes on while you're driving. | ||
Supersport Member Username: Supersport Post Number: 10561 Registered: 10-2003 Posted From: 64.118.137.226 |
You didn't find it a little odd he was sitting next to you naked? | ||
Crew Member Username: Crew Post Number: 1026 Registered: 02-2004 Posted From: 146.9.52.18 |
Did he offer to give you driving lessons? | ||
Bobj Member Username: Bobj Post Number: 1085 Registered: 11-2003 Posted From: 65.221.183.120 |
And we have another winner in the Lion's organization! | ||
Rustic Member Username: Rustic Post Number: 2785 Registered: 10-2003 Posted From: 71.234.183.131 |
was he driving a stick? | ||
Zulu_warrior Member Username: Zulu_warrior Post Number: 3001 Registered: 10-2003 Posted From: 68.251.27.41 |
He wanted to purge the Charles Rogers influence and purify himself in the Rouge River.... | ||
Alsodave Member Username: Alsodave Post Number: 764 Registered: 10-2003 Posted From: 69.209.156.21 |
"Pound the rock" indeed... | ||
Fjw718 Member Username: Fjw718 Post Number: 29 Registered: 11-2005 Posted From: 146.95.15.36 |
It's called Crack, and its tha Bomb! | ||
Ohudson Member Username: Ohudson Post Number: 154 Registered: 09-2004 Posted From: 147.240.236.9 |
All Hell-to-the-nall!! Crack is whack,it's all about the cocaine!! | ||
Correctone Member Username: Correctone Post Number: 41 Registered: 05-2005 Posted From: 68.42.152.51 |
there's millions of stories in the NAKED city and this has been one of them. | ||
Gambling_man Member Username: Gambling_man Post Number: 854 Registered: 11-2003 Posted From: 199.178.193.5 |
He told me that he got the job as he had worked for the head coach at some college.....sorry I'm not that up on the NFL, I don't even know who the coach of the Lions is....... | ||
Bobj Member Username: Bobj Post Number: 1087 Registered: 11-2003 Posted From: 65.221.183.220 |
Maybe he is buddies with that former MSU player that was found naked on the streets of lansing - was it Demetrious Underwood or something like that?? | ||
Motorcitymayor2026 Member Username: Motorcitymayor2026 Post Number: 1276 Registered: 10-2005 Posted From: 35.11.212.197 |
there was also the michigan guy last year that felt the urge to flash the public often... | ||
Supersport Member Username: Supersport Post Number: 10568 Registered: 10-2003 Posted From: 69.246.37.236 |
Yet you admit you've hung out with the naked guy. LMAO | ||
Cheddar_bob Member Username: Cheddar_bob Post Number: 748 Registered: 10-2003 Posted From: 192.195.66.46 |
He was testing his defense against the naked bootleg. | ||
Dougw Member Username: Dougw Post Number: 1311 Registered: 11-2003 Posted From: 136.2.1.103 |
This story keeps getting better... http://freep.com/apps/pbcs.dll /article?AID=2006609080471
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Itsjeff Member Username: Itsjeff Post Number: 6820 Registered: 10-2003 Posted From: 208.27.111.125 |
(sigh) Yet another town where I can't drive pantsless. | ||
The_aram Member Username: The_aram Post Number: 5040 Registered: 10-2003 Posted From: 68.40.205.200 |
Why'd he only spring for the single combo? Hell, you're naked, it's after dark, live large. Grab the double. Maybe a frosty. | ||
Rrl Member Username: Rrl Post Number: 602 Registered: 12-2003 Posted From: 71.213.230.209 |
The microphone jockey's name is really Jethro...? This whole story has got to be an early april fools joke, no? SNL couldn't think up a better gag bit. Somebody ought to mail this into Chappelle, I could see him doing this story right (if he ever decides to go back to CC). | ||
Pdtpuck Member Username: Pdtpuck Post Number: 201 Registered: 01-2006 Posted From: 208.251.168.194 |
Or he could've used the defense of the cheating wife from Hollywood Knights: "We were just sitting here talking, and this car came along and hit us, and our clothes just fell off!" | ||
Jjaba Member Username: Jjaba Post Number: 4309 Registered: 11-2003 Posted From: 71.236.229.212 |
Jethro later told the Police that Cullen said, "Hey Wendy, Supersize THIS!" jjaba, pg. 6 of Police Report. | ||
Danny Member Username: Danny Post Number: 4969 Registered: 02-2004 Posted From: 141.217.174.229 |
We are only human beings. We are infallable race. | ||
Old_southwest Member Username: Old_southwest Post Number: 144 Registered: 07-2005 Posted From: 67.149.69.93 |
He didn't want to risk dripping mustard on his clothes. | ||
Jjaba Member Username: Jjaba Post Number: 4312 Registered: 11-2003 Posted From: 71.236.229.212 |
But spilling hot coffee on yourself while driving with no clothes on is a real shocker. Then after that, having to recite your ABCs backwards, yikes. jjaba. | ||
Psip Member Username: Psip Post Number: 1174 Registered: 04-2005 Posted From: 68.60.45.70 |
^^^ speaking from experience?? |
