  Tndetroiter Member Username: Tndetroiter Post Number: 150 Registered: 12-2005 Posted From: 141.217.226.162 |
I am a first year law student at Wayne State. I am looking for anybody who can provide me a ticket to one game in each series that the Tigers play in this post-season in exchange for $5000 of legal services @ $300/hr effective as soon as I graduate and become licensed. In the event that I will not be adept in your peticular legal needs, I will pay you $5000 dollars cash over a time period of my descretion after I graduate. Please, somebody consider, I really want to go to a playoff game! | ||
Detroitej72 Member Username: Detroitej72 Post Number: 144 Registered: 05-2006 Posted From: 66.184.3.44 |
Try standing on a freeway exit ramp and hold up a sign. | ||
Ravine Member Username: Ravine Post Number: 350 Registered: 01-2006 Posted From: 75.10.25.173 |
We will assume that you are kidding. | ||
Tndetroiter Member Username: Tndetroiter Post Number: 151 Registered: 12-2005 Posted From: 141.217.226.162 |
Am I? | ||
Gannon Member Username: Gannon Post Number: 6322 Registered: 12-2003 Posted From: 70.200.128.135 |
I dunno, this early prostituting oneself for personal gain might make for a darn fine attorney. Blatant promotion, laying it on the line without remorse or shyness...yeah, I think law school was a good choice! I just love the assumption of graduating and passing the bar...how many years ahead of schedule?! discretion particular run-on sentence Where are the ENGLISH language police?! I can't do it, it brings up too many bad memories of abusive nuns... | ||
Ravine Member Username: Ravine Post Number: 352 Registered: 01-2006 Posted From: 75.10.25.173 |
You have nothing to offer; services which require skills not yet in your possession, and money that you do not have, money which, at whatever point you may acquire it, you have the audacity to suggest would be repaid at your discretion. (Please note correct spelling of that particular word.) | ||
Tndetroiter Member Username: Tndetroiter Post Number: 152 Registered: 12-2005 Posted From: 141.217.226.162 |
Yeah, that's why I said 3 years down the road. This was meant to put more focus on my love of baseball than anything else. Congrats Ravine, you may just have won the prize for world's biggest asshole. | ||
Manrooter Member Username: Manrooter Post Number: 427 Registered: 11-2003 Posted From: 69.136.149.133 |
Are you hot? | ||
Tndetroiter Member Username: Tndetroiter Post Number: 153 Registered: 12-2005 Posted From: 141.217.226.162 |
Are you a guy? | ||
Rjk Member Username: Rjk Post Number: 449 Registered: 11-2003 Posted From: 68.41.145.5 |
I think you're going to have a better chance of seeing a playoff game if you try parachuting into the stadium. Good luck. | ||
Hornwrecker Member Username: Hornwrecker Post Number: 1469 Registered: 04-2005 Posted From: 63.157.75.227 |
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Tndetroiter Member Username: Tndetroiter Post Number: 154 Registered: 12-2005 Posted From: 141.217.226.162 |
There's gotta be a way... | ||
Super_d Member Username: Super_d Post Number: 977 Registered: 08-2005 Posted From: 69.212.40.93 |
'Big Tone' might be interested__ Go to W.Warren and 32nd and ask fo' Big Tone! super d(motordetroit) | ||
Ddmoore54 Member Username: Ddmoore54 Post Number: 309 Registered: 07-2004 Posted From: 69.242.213.242 |
They won't be cheap... http://www.detnews.com/apps/pb cs.dll/article?AID=/20060822/S PORTS0104/608220410/1129 | ||
Wolverine Member Username: Wolverine Post Number: 203 Registered: 04-2004 Posted From: 24.247.163.145 |
LOL@ Hornwrecker. Tndetroiter, give it up. This is ridiculous. Get a milk crate and stand on it outside the fence. You'll be looking at the game between people, but you are still near the excitement and it's free. If that view is too low, well there's the Broderick Tower. | ||
Tndetroiter Member Username: Tndetroiter Post Number: 155 Registered: 12-2005 Posted From: 141.217.226.162 |
They'll put up black tarps along the fence like they did during the All-Star game, that's not viable. | ||
Gannon Member Username: Gannon Post Number: 6326 Registered: 12-2003 Posted From: 70.200.128.135 |
Damn, I was going for the World's Biggest Asshole title and it was stolen from me! Although, mere mention of it DID bring Manrooter out of his dry spell pretty quickly...I'm not sure I want the notoriety. Of course, we don't know what'll happen if he hears about the world's smallest asshole...but yes, Tn, 'rooter is a man's man. He's pretty tame (at least in public), and has been around for a long time here. Tn, we're just funnin' ya...damn straight you sticking to your guns in the face of blatant obstacles...keep on that law path. Just don't let them know about your love of baseball or anything...your classmates will find a way to use that against you. You've had Unfair Advantage 101 already, right?! I always thought that was taught in the first year... | ||
Alsodave Member Username: Alsodave Post Number: 758 Registered: 10-2003 Posted From: 75.13.149.49 |
Radio. Imagination. Free. | ||
Eric Member Username: Eric Post Number: 532 Registered: 11-2004 Posted From: 69.246.29.185 |
You could still 'earn' them if you make that date with manrooter. | ||
Hornwrecker Member Username: Hornwrecker Post Number: 1470 Registered: 04-2005 Posted From: 63.157.75.227 |
Check to see if you have a gag reflex submitter, if no, contact your friendly neighborhood Manrooter. Rumor is he'll double your tip, whatever that means. | ||
Manrooter Member Username: Manrooter Post Number: 428 Registered: 11-2003 Posted From: 69.136.149.133 |
Like you don't know. | ||
Tndetroiter Member Username: Tndetroiter Post Number: 157 Registered: 12-2005 Posted From: 141.217.226.162 |
You freak me out. To answer your question; no, I'm ass ugly. (Message edited by tndetroiter on August 23, 2006) | ||
Motorcitymayor2026 Member Username: Motorcitymayor2026 Post Number: 1173 Registered: 10-2005 Posted From: 24.231.189.137 |
hah | ||
Super_d Member Username: Super_d Post Number: 979 Registered: 08-2005 Posted From: 69.212.40.93 |
'Tndetroiter'__ if 'Big Tone' on W.Warren and 32nd can't get you in__ maybe you can dress up like 'Paws', and sneak in? super d(motordetroit) | ||
Manrooter Member Username: Manrooter Post Number: 429 Registered: 11-2003 Posted From: 69.136.149.133 |
You freak me out. To answer your question; no, I'm ass ugly. How's the rest of you? Any diseases? How well do you dance? The State Bar is well and good, but have you checked out the Temple Bar? | ||
Ravine Member Username: Ravine Post Number: 354 Registered: 01-2006 Posted From: 68.248.15.85 |
Hah. All I care about is that I have been named "world's biggest asshole." Can't nobody tell me nothin', now. Stand ye back, puny humans!! On the morrow, Mighty Ravine shall RULE THE WORLD!! (Based on high value placed, by various electorates, on assholery.) | ||
Baltgar Member Username: Baltgar Post Number: 25 Registered: 06-2006 Posted From: 67.38.83.5 |
A few of my friends and I have the 21 game package. We are going to be buying the playoff package, but might not go to all the games. If I sell any I will be posting it in the Classified Ads section of this forum. So, be on the lookout closer to October. | ||
Gannon Member Username: Gannon Post Number: 6342 Registered: 12-2003 Posted From: 70.236.198.22 |
Tn now has a hard-on, which will last the whole day after he reads Baltgar's post. Of course, the thought of this will only enrage Manrooter further along in HIS quest... ...this IS getting interesting. | ||
Hornwrecker Member Username: Hornwrecker Post Number: 1480 Registered: 04-2005 Posted From: 63.157.65.169 |
I think I found the answer to two of this thread's posters. From 1972, I present...  | ||
Tndetroiter Member Username: Tndetroiter Post Number: 158 Registered: 12-2005 Posted From: 141.217.226.162 |
Hornwrecker, where the hell is that coming from? Quit wandering off into left field. (Message edited by tndetroiter on August 24, 2006) | ||
Tndetroiter Member Username: Tndetroiter Post Number: 159 Registered: 12-2005 Posted From: 141.217.226.162 |
OK Ravine, you've redeemed yourself w/ the light hearted manor in which you took my insult. Karl is once again the World's Biggest Asshole. | ||
Track75 Member Username: Track75 Post Number: 2372 Registered: 10-2003 Posted From: 12.75.18.202 |
Ravine, please post a photo of your "light hearted manor". I'm picturing a Tudor Revival, lightly touched with a heart motif. Sounds lovely. TnD, I'd like to avail myself of some of your future legal services. I have plans to take a few art classes and then create abstract art pieces valued at $20,000. That should cover 66.7 hours of your legal services at your assumed $300 bill rate. Of course, if my abstract art piece-to-be clashes with the decor in your dorm room/apartment I will pay you $20K cash when it strikes my fancy. Are you available early next week for a few depositions and interrogatories? | ||
Ravine Member Username: Ravine Post Number: 356 Registered: 01-2006 Posted From: 68.248.15.85 |
Alas, my reign as World's Biggest Asshole was short-lived. I guess it was a lot like Leon Spinks temporarily holding the title of Heavyweight Champion of the World; everyone knew that Ali was really still The Greatest. | ||
Gistok Member Username: Gistok Post Number: 2699 Registered: 08-2004 Posted From: 4.229.81.188 |
LOL...as everyone is picturing Tndetroiter as Manrooters cabana boy... Tn... I know you are serious, but it comes off as rather presumptuous since you have a lot of hoops to jump thru before you can come thru on your end of the bargain. But you do get an "A" for effort!  | ||
Focusonthed Member Username: Focusonthed Post Number: 441 Registered: 02-2006 Posted From: 198.175.55.5 |
So instead of paying $100 for a playoff ticket, you'll pay $5,000 in the future? What in the world? Haha. |
