Chitaku Member Username: Chitaku
Post Number: 44 Registered: 03-2006 Posted From: 68.43.107.72
| Posted on Saturday, April 01, 2006 - 12:25 pm: | |
RUETERS: Grosse Pointe has long been considered to small for the large heads of its residents, bt no more! The Citizens have put their money together and have bought Detroit to annex into Grosse Pointe Hills.The 6th installment into the Grosse Pointe Empire. According to the mayor of Grosse Pointe the old architechture of the city will be utilized, including using the Renaisance Center for the new GP yacht Club. Comerica Park will now be used for jam, band festivals only. |
El_rey_de_la_ciudad Member Username: El_rey_de_la_ciudad
Post Number: 5 Registered: 03-2006 Posted From: 205.188.116.137
| Posted on Saturday, April 01, 2006 - 12:29 pm: | |
de veras? |
The_rock Member Username: The_rock
Post Number: 1083 Registered: 11-2003 Posted From: 68.42.251.225
| Posted on Saturday, April 01, 2006 - 12:44 pm: | |
RUETERS-Cardinal jjaba, recently installed as Archbishop of Detroit, has been summoned to Rome in response to his decree read at all Detroit parishes last Sunday, not only objecting to the annexation of his beloved city to wealthy infidels, but insiders tell us that the Vatican is also very concerned with his earlier letter to parishoners wherein Cardinal jjaba has opened the priesthood to "all elgible females, but only to those living on the westside". Sister Velma, from her eastside convent in SCS, did have a two word comment regarding the Cardinal's letter, but some comments are better left unpublished. |
Chitaku Member Username: Chitaku
Post Number: 49 Registered: 03-2006 Posted From: 68.43.107.72
| Posted on Saturday, April 01, 2006 - 12:45 pm: | |
This just in: Danny to be named mayor of new Grosse Pointe! |
Arab_guyumich Member Username: Arab_guyumich
Post Number: 773 Registered: 12-2004 Posted From: 69.14.179.212
| Posted on Saturday, April 01, 2006 - 1:04 pm: | |
Lame. |
Erikd Member Username: Erikd
Post Number: 565 Registered: 10-2003 Posted From: 69.242.214.106
| Posted on Saturday, April 01, 2006 - 1:13 pm: | |
lol @ arab_guyumich April Fools threads only work if they are believeable. try again next year... |
Jjaba Member Username: Jjaba
Post Number: 3509 Registered: 11-2003 Posted From: 67.160.138.107
| Posted on Saturday, April 01, 2006 - 2:53 pm: | |
This just in, in an unpredicted turn of loyalty, East Pointe, Michigan has changed its name back to East Detroit, Michigan. Thus the town and the high school are re-united again. Where will the love end? jjaba, Associated Press. |
Jjaba Member Username: Jjaba
Post Number: 3510 Registered: 11-2003 Posted From: 67.160.138.107
| Posted on Saturday, April 01, 2006 - 2:59 pm: | |
Thanks for the promotion, Rock. jjaba is very thilled with the red yarmulka. It adds to his rainbow collection of crowns. The onliest thing left will be sainthood. How long you gotta be dead to get that? Add "When the Saints Go Marching Home" to the program at the new Grosse Pointe-Detroit Concert Band program. In a related story, the Archbishop has revived every closed Detroit Catholic Church and School. Cardinal jjaba, Westside Bar Mitzvah Bukkor. |
Atl_runner
Member Username: Atl_runner
Post Number: 1888 Registered: 10-2003 Posted From: 24.98.116.13
| Posted on Saturday, April 01, 2006 - 3:00 pm: | |
Gross Detroit? |
Jjaba Member Username: Jjaba
Post Number: 3515 Registered: 11-2003 Posted From: 67.160.138.107
| Posted on Saturday, April 01, 2006 - 3:49 pm: | |
The famous Dearborn River Rouge Ford Plant will be dismantled and mailed to Shanghi, China. It will be renamed Rouge-East. jjaba, reporting from the Dearborn Gazette. |
Irish_mafia Member Username: Irish_mafia
Post Number: 451 Registered: 10-2003 Posted From: 70.228.56.253
| Posted on Saturday, April 01, 2006 - 4:07 pm: | |
"Gross Detroit?" Belgians would be disappointed. It's Grosse Detroite! |
Chitaku Member Username: Chitaku
Post Number: 50 Registered: 03-2006 Posted From: 68.43.107.72
| Posted on Saturday, April 01, 2006 - 4:18 pm: | |
This just in from the Freep: Belle Isle is now a private park, open only to Grosse Detroite residents who show their Grosse Detroite ID Badge. St. Clair Shores is rumored to be the next victim to the Grosse Pointe Empire. |
Danny Member Username: Danny
Post Number: 3885 Registered: 02-2004 Posted From: 141.217.174.235
| Posted on Saturday, April 01, 2006 - 5:38 pm: | |
HAH!! Now thats a April fools. |
Jjaba Member Username: Jjaba
Post Number: 3517 Registered: 11-2003 Posted From: 67.160.138.107
| Posted on Saturday, April 01, 2006 - 9:28 pm: | |
The Associated Press reports that Windsor, Canada was just given to the USA. The old Ambassador Bridge will be renamed "Crosstown Highbridge". Detroit is happy to pick up all the Francophones who can pronounce Detroit, Charlevoix, Livernois, Gratiot and Richard correctly. jjaba, April Fools. |
Chitaku Member Username: Chitaku
Post Number: 55 Registered: 03-2006 Posted From: 68.43.107.72
| Posted on Sunday, April 02, 2006 - 3:24 am: | |
Darn there goes the nude bars and happy endings! |
Ilovedetroit Member Username: Ilovedetroit
Post Number: 2196 Registered: 02-2005 Posted From: 68.40.225.75
| Posted on Sunday, April 02, 2006 - 2:05 pm: | |
we will all be wearing plaids, duck prints, and pearls within a year. Grosse Pointe were the women are manly and the men are a bit nervous! |
Jjaba Member Username: Jjaba
Post Number: 3519 Registered: 11-2003 Posted From: 67.160.138.107
| Posted on Sunday, April 02, 2006 - 5:35 pm: | |
Can ilovedetroit spell M A D R A S ? jjaba |
Super_d Member Username: Super_d
Post Number: 816 Registered: 08-2005 Posted From: 64.12.116.204
| Posted on Sunday, April 02, 2006 - 6:36 pm: | |
This just in ..... Juvenocracy (youth engaging in illicit activity) has hit the new Grosse Pointe Hills__ Grosse Point Hills youth yacht club members have also annexed with the 7 mile dogs, and are now called the 7 mile millionaire dogs/or 7MMD's crew. The new gang has changed their once blue and white colors to plaid and polo yellow! Owners of Starbucks, Caribou Coffee, and Panera Bread recently stated........
quote:Since we annexed Detroit the 7MMD's crew have been hanging out all around here!
super d(motordetroit) |
Jjaba Member Username: Jjaba
Post Number: 3523 Registered: 11-2003 Posted From: 67.160.138.107
| Posted on Monday, April 03, 2006 - 2:12 am: | |
Do they hang at the Marina, downtown GP, or at the Village? jjaba. |
Bobj Member Username: Bobj
Post Number: 644 Registered: 11-2003 Posted From: 65.221.183.120
| Posted on Monday, April 03, 2006 - 2:43 pm: | |
On the Hill is where they hang |