 
Dfd
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Username: Dfd
Post Number: 990
Registered: 09-2004
| | Posted on Monday, February 16, 2009 - 4:14 pm: |    |
I laughed so hard I thought I was going to |
Eriedearie
Member
Username: Eriedearie
Post Number: 3666
Registered: 08-2007
| | Posted on Monday, February 16, 2009 - 4:17 pm: | |
have tears coming out of my eyes! |
Grumpyoldlady
Member
Username: Grumpyoldlady
Post Number: 354
Registered: 06-2005
| | Posted on Monday, February 16, 2009 - 4:39 pm: | |
Shoot my beer out of my nose! |
Ray1936
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Username: Ray1936
Post Number: 3913
Registered: 01-2005
| | Posted on Monday, February 16, 2009 - 4:47 pm: | |
go cardiac. |
Detroitnerd
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Username: Detroitnerd
Post Number: 3524
Registered: 07-2004
| | Posted on Monday, February 16, 2009 - 5:05 pm: | |
vomit kittens.  |
Alley
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Username: Alley
Post Number: 1041
Registered: 02-2008
| | Posted on Monday, February 16, 2009 - 5:18 pm: | |
water the flowers |
Islandman
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Username: Islandman
Post Number: 1964
Registered: 08-2004
| | Posted on Monday, February 16, 2009 - 5:20 pm: | |
wet myself. |
Flanders_field
Member
Username: Flanders_field
Post Number: 1690
Registered: 01-2008
| | Posted on Monday, February 16, 2009 - 5:43 pm: | |
Slap my knee.
Actually ROTFL instead of virtually.
Spit out my half-chewed milky and soggy cornflakes.
Soil my tighty-whities.
Piss my jorts.
Spray my monitor with coffee.
Cover my mouth and spray snot out of my nose. |
Dfd
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Username: Dfd
Post Number: 992
Registered: 09-2004
| | Posted on Monday, February 16, 2009 - 6:08 pm: | |
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Gibran
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Username: Gibran
Post Number: 4549
Registered: 02-2007
| | Posted on Monday, February 16, 2009 - 6:41 pm: | |
replace my jeans
utilize CPR |
Maof2
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Username: Maof2
Post Number: 1416
Registered: 06-2008
| | Posted on Monday, February 16, 2009 - 8:42 pm: | |
poop my pants |
Defendbrooklyn
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Username: Defendbrooklyn
Post Number: 958
Registered: 11-2005
| | Posted on Tuesday, February 17, 2009 - 9:01 am: | |
grow a brown tail... |
Maof2
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Username: Maof2
Post Number: 1419
Registered: 06-2008
| | Posted on Tuesday, February 17, 2009 - 10:57 am: | |
^^^what? oh lord, that's a new one on me! |
14509glenfield
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Username: 14509glenfield
Post Number: 1476
Registered: 05-2006
| | Posted on Tuesday, February 17, 2009 - 11:55 am: | |
see the LIONS break their streak. |
Dfd
Member
Username: Dfd
Post Number: 998
Registered: 09-2004
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 18, 2009 - 11:48 pm: | |
The practicle joke I would like to play on my boss is |
Maof2
Member
Username: Maof2
Post Number: 1423
Registered: 06-2008
| | Posted on Thursday, February 19, 2009 - 8:01 am: | |
i actually did this....
tape the button down on the phone so when he/she goes to answer, it keeps on ringing. |
Eriedearie
Member
Username: Eriedearie
Post Number: 3693
Registered: 08-2007
| | Posted on Thursday, February 19, 2009 - 9:34 am: | |
give his wife the heads up on when to pay him a visit at the office at the exact same time he's bangin' his secretary. |
Dfd
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Username: Dfd
Post Number: 1000
Registered: 09-2004
| | Posted on Tuesday, February 24, 2009 - 12:11 pm: | |
When I was a kid, my favorite thing was |
Lodgedodger
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Username: Lodgedodger
Post Number: 1524
Registered: 05-2008
| | Posted on Tuesday, February 24, 2009 - 12:28 pm: | |
..to garden. |
Wanderinglady
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Username: Wanderinglady
Post Number: 304
Registered: 10-2007
| | Posted on Tuesday, February 24, 2009 - 2:01 pm: | |
to read comic books. |
Alley
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Username: Alley
Post Number: 1047
Registered: 02-2008
| | Posted on Tuesday, February 24, 2009 - 2:23 pm: | |
Today's Special |
Dfd
Member
Username: Dfd
Post Number: 1004
Registered: 09-2004
| | Posted on Monday, March 02, 2009 - 3:06 pm: | |
If I won lots o money I would |
Detroitnerd
Member
Username: Detroitnerd
Post Number: 3589
Registered: 07-2004
| | Posted on Monday, March 02, 2009 - 3:12 pm: | |
... still be the same jerkoff. |
Saintme
Member
Username: Saintme
Post Number: 332
Registered: 08-2006
| | Posted on Monday, March 02, 2009 - 5:36 pm: | |
hire a chauffeur |
Mama_jackson
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Username: Mama_jackson
Post Number: 496
Registered: 06-2006
| | Posted on Monday, March 02, 2009 - 9:09 pm: | |
fix this dump, give it to a nice family and move somewhere warm. |
Django
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Username: Django
Post Number: 2194
Registered: 10-2003
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 03, 2009 - 3:05 am: | |
Get my soul out of Zeidmans. |
Jcole
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Username: Jcole
Post Number: 5978
Registered: 04-2005
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 03, 2009 - 8:26 am: | |
be a person with a lot of money |
The_ed
Member
Username: The_ed
Post Number: 791
Registered: 10-2007
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 03, 2009 - 10:37 am: | |
hafta change my shorts! |
Eriedearie
Member
Username: Eriedearie
Post Number: 3770
Registered: 08-2007
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 03, 2009 - 2:39 pm: | |
Cover my bed with bills and roll in 'em! |