Alley Member Username: Alley
Post Number: 569 Registered: 02-2008
| Posted on Tuesday, August 19, 2008 - 7:21 pm: | |
Because someone told him Kwame killedPatrick! a 6 year old just told me that. lol |
Rid0617 Member Username: Rid0617
Post Number: 264 Registered: 03-2008
| Posted on Tuesday, August 19, 2008 - 7:23 pm: | |
My family is still losing it on that one |
Dannyv Member Username: Dannyv
Post Number: 325 Registered: 08-2007
| Posted on Tuesday, August 19, 2008 - 7:33 pm: | |
Why did Mickey Mouse put Minnie Mouse in the nuthouse? She was fuckin' goofy |
Dannyv Member Username: Dannyv
Post Number: 326 Registered: 08-2007
| Posted on Tuesday, August 19, 2008 - 7:34 pm: | |
Why did Mickey Mouse put Minnie Mouse in the nuthouse? She was fuckin' (G)goofy |
Detroit313 Member Username: Detroit313
Post Number: 698 Registered: 02-2006
| Posted on Tuesday, August 19, 2008 - 7:38 pm: | |
^^^good one^^^^ <313> |
Ggores Member Username: Ggores
Post Number: 303 Registered: 10-2007
| Posted on Tuesday, August 19, 2008 - 7:43 pm: | |
Too funny. I was going to post the Spongebob joke long ago, but thought it was kinda dumb. I heard it from a 39 year old g/f (at the time) who always says that she made up that joke. Yeah, she must be a real comedian! Well, I always laugh at the good one's. What's the difference between a sneaking thief and the clap? One's a cunning runt. Alrighty kids, I gotta go and laugh my ass off for a couple minutes! Tasteless, pure tasteless. |
Jimaz Member Username: Jimaz
Post Number: 6140 Registered: 12-2005
| Posted on Tuesday, August 19, 2008 - 7:48 pm: | |
I love to play target practice. I get to be the target! |
Detroit313 Member Username: Detroit313
Post Number: 699 Registered: 02-2006
| Posted on Tuesday, August 19, 2008 - 7:54 pm: | |
Knock Knock. |
Django Member Username: Django
Post Number: 1690 Registered: 10-2003
| Posted on Tuesday, August 19, 2008 - 8:22 pm: | |
Whos there? |
Lostlegumes Member Username: Lostlegumes
Post Number: 54 Registered: 09-2007
| Posted on Tuesday, August 19, 2008 - 8:26 pm: | |
The interrupting cow. The interrup---MOOOO! |
Lefty2 Member Username: Lefty2
Post Number: 1727 Registered: 07-2007
| Posted on Tuesday, August 19, 2008 - 8:29 pm: | |
Why did Spongebob come to Detroit? Because he could cleanup on fixed bids. |
Detroitrise Member Username: Detroitrise
Post Number: 3426 Registered: 09-2007
| Posted on Tuesday, August 19, 2008 - 9:06 pm: | |
NEXT! |
Django Member Username: Django
Post Number: 1691 Registered: 10-2003
| Posted on Tuesday, August 19, 2008 - 10:05 pm: | |
NEXT! who? Or was that the joke Drise? |
Detroitrise Member Username: Detroitrise
Post Number: 3427 Registered: 09-2007
| Posted on Tuesday, August 19, 2008 - 10:18 pm: | |
In other words, the jokes suck. |
Dannyv Member Username: Dannyv
Post Number: 327 Registered: 08-2007
| Posted on Tuesday, August 19, 2008 - 10:22 pm: | |
My tire was thumping. I thought it was flat When I looked at the tire... I noticed your cat. |
Dannyv Member Username: Dannyv
Post Number: 328 Registered: 08-2007
| Posted on Tuesday, August 19, 2008 - 10:25 pm: | |
Heard your wife left you, How upset you must be. But don't fret about it... She moved in with me. |
Jimaz Member Username: Jimaz
Post Number: 6143 Registered: 12-2005
| Posted on Tuesday, August 19, 2008 - 10:28 pm: | |
Burma Shave |
Django Member Username: Django
Post Number: 1692 Registered: 10-2003
| Posted on Tuesday, August 19, 2008 - 10:31 pm: | |
I thought it was funny Drise. Hey Drise, Knock Knock. |
Detroitrise Member Username: Detroitrise
Post Number: 3428 Registered: 09-2007
| Posted on Tuesday, August 19, 2008 - 10:46 pm: | |
^We don't want any! |
Diane12163 Member Username: Diane12163
Post Number: 202 Registered: 07-2008
| Posted on Wednesday, August 20, 2008 - 3:32 am: | |
What would you rather do, walk to work or take your lunch along? Q.What's the difference between a duck? A.One of his legs is both the same. Q.What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion? A.A piece of ass that'll make your eyes water. A moose with indigestion takes elkeseltzer. The bean grower's mother was always quiet but his farter was loud. Make a trough when you plant your legumes so you'll always see where you've bean. Man, that Savion Glover has really tapped into his potential. Fashionable women in Indiana all wear hoosiery. |
Dannyv Member Username: Dannyv
Post Number: 329 Registered: 08-2007
| Posted on Wednesday, August 20, 2008 - 12:28 pm: | |
I know a farmer who is outstanding in his field. "Oh, I see", said a blind man as he picked up his hammer and saw. Did you hear about the train that stopped to let the lumberjack off? |
Johnlodge Member Username: Johnlodge
Post Number: 8305 Registered: 10-2003
| Posted on Wednesday, August 20, 2008 - 12:31 pm: | |
A man in only a trenchcoat quickly flashed three old ladies on a bench. Two of them had a stroke. The third one couldn't reach out in time. |
Cambrian Member Username: Cambrian
Post Number: 1949 Registered: 08-2006
| Posted on Wednesday, August 20, 2008 - 12:34 pm: | |
Wise man say: "You stand in front of a car, you get tired. You stand in back, you get exhausted." |
Johnlodge Member Username: Johnlodge
Post Number: 8306 Registered: 10-2003
| Posted on Wednesday, August 20, 2008 - 12:35 pm: | |
Wise man also say: He who farts in church must sit in his pew. |
Cambrian Member Username: Cambrian
Post Number: 1950 Registered: 08-2006
| Posted on Wednesday, August 20, 2008 - 12:55 pm: | |
Now that was good! JL |
Lnfant Member Username: Lnfant
Post Number: 126 Registered: 05-2008
| Posted on Wednesday, August 20, 2008 - 2:31 pm: | |
some entertainment for digital artists: http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs1 3/f/2007/077/2/e/Animator_vs__ Animation_by_alanbecker.swf |
Detroit313 Member Username: Detroit313
Post Number: 700 Registered: 02-2006
| Posted on Wednesday, August 20, 2008 - 2:33 pm: | |
Re: Django (Knock, Knock) Whose There? Yah.... <313> |
Nick Member Username: Nick
Post Number: 1 Registered: 08-2008
| Posted on Wednesday, August 20, 2008 - 2:44 pm: | |
Why did Spongebob come to Detroit? To get capped...
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Lnfant Member Username: Lnfant
Post Number: 130 Registered: 05-2008
| Posted on Wednesday, August 20, 2008 - 5:25 pm: | |
welcome, Nick |
Diane12163 Member Username: Diane12163
Post Number: 209 Registered: 07-2008
| Posted on Thursday, August 21, 2008 - 3:34 am: | |
Have a lookiloo at this: www.mrmethane.com And see his vids on YouTube. You are sure to have a real gas. |
Lefty2 Member Username: Lefty2
Post Number: 1750 Registered: 07-2007
| Posted on Thursday, August 21, 2008 - 11:18 am: | |
Nick, I like you're blunt sense of ironic humor. Alley, I didn't get the joke until I read it again, duh. or how about Kwame kill_Patrick! Because he could cleanup on fixed bids. You see, Bob Ferguson got fixed bids from Kwame and.... |
Soomka1 Member Username: Soomka1
Post Number: 115 Registered: 02-2007
| Posted on Friday, August 22, 2008 - 12:53 am: | |
Nick, what an awesome debut! |