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Alley
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Posted on Tuesday, August 19, 2008 - 7:21 pm:   Edit PostDelete Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Because someone told him Kwame killedPatrick!

a 6 year old just told me that. lol
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Rid0617
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Posted on Tuesday, August 19, 2008 - 7:23 pm:   Edit PostDelete Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

My family is still losing it on that one
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Dannyv
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Posted on Tuesday, August 19, 2008 - 7:33 pm:   Edit PostDelete Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Why did Mickey Mouse put Minnie Mouse in the nuthouse?

She was fuckin' goofy
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Dannyv
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Posted on Tuesday, August 19, 2008 - 7:34 pm:   Edit PostDelete Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Why did Mickey Mouse put Minnie Mouse in the nuthouse?

She was fuckin' (G)goofy
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Detroit313
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Posted on Tuesday, August 19, 2008 - 7:38 pm:   Edit PostDelete Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

^^^good one^^^^

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Ggores
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Posted on Tuesday, August 19, 2008 - 7:43 pm:   Edit PostDelete Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Too funny. I was going to post the Spongebob joke long ago, but thought it was kinda dumb. I heard it from a 39 year old g/f (at the time) who always says that she made up that joke. Yeah, she must be a real comedian! Well, I always laugh at the good one's.

What's the difference between a sneaking thief and the clap?

One's a cunning runt.

Alrighty kids, I gotta go and laugh my ass off for a couple minutes! Tasteless, pure tasteless.
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Jimaz
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Posted on Tuesday, August 19, 2008 - 7:48 pm:   Edit PostDelete Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)


Patrick

I love to play target practice.
I get to be the target!
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Detroit313
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Posted on Tuesday, August 19, 2008 - 7:54 pm:   Edit PostDelete Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Knock Knock.
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Django
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Posted on Tuesday, August 19, 2008 - 8:22 pm:   Edit PostDelete Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Whos there?
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Lostlegumes
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Posted on Tuesday, August 19, 2008 - 8:26 pm:   Edit PostDelete Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

The interrupting cow.

The interrup---MOOOO!
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Lefty2
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Posted on Tuesday, August 19, 2008 - 8:29 pm:   Edit PostDelete Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Why did Spongebob come to Detroit?
Because he could cleanup on fixed bids.
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Detroitrise
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Posted on Tuesday, August 19, 2008 - 9:06 pm:   Edit PostDelete Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

NEXT!
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Django
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Posted on Tuesday, August 19, 2008 - 10:05 pm:   Edit PostDelete Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

NEXT! who?

Or was that the joke Drise?
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Detroitrise
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Posted on Tuesday, August 19, 2008 - 10:18 pm:   Edit PostDelete Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

In other words, the jokes suck. :-)
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Dannyv
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Posted on Tuesday, August 19, 2008 - 10:22 pm:   Edit PostDelete Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

My tire was thumping.
I thought it was flat

When I looked at the tire...

I noticed your cat.
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Dannyv
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Posted on Tuesday, August 19, 2008 - 10:25 pm:   Edit PostDelete Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Heard your wife left you,
How upset you must be.

But don't fret about it...

She moved in with me.
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Jimaz
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Posted on Tuesday, August 19, 2008 - 10:28 pm:   Edit PostDelete Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Burma Shave
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Django
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Posted on Tuesday, August 19, 2008 - 10:31 pm:   Edit PostDelete Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

I thought it was funny Drise.

Hey Drise, Knock Knock.
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Detroitrise
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Posted on Tuesday, August 19, 2008 - 10:46 pm:   Edit PostDelete Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

^We don't want any! :-)
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Diane12163
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Posted on Wednesday, August 20, 2008 - 3:32 am:   Edit PostDelete Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

What would you rather do, walk to work or take your lunch along?

Q.What's the difference between a duck?
A.One of his legs is both the same.

Q.What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A.A piece of ass that'll make your eyes water.

A moose with indigestion takes elkeseltzer.

The bean grower's mother was always quiet but his farter was loud.

Make a trough when you plant your legumes so you'll always see where you've bean.

Man, that Savion Glover has really tapped into his potential.

Fashionable women in Indiana all wear hoosiery.
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Dannyv
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Posted on Wednesday, August 20, 2008 - 12:28 pm:   Edit PostDelete Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

I know a farmer who is outstanding in his field.

"Oh, I see", said a blind man as he picked up his hammer and saw.

Did you hear about the train that stopped to let the lumberjack off?
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Johnlodge
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Posted on Wednesday, August 20, 2008 - 12:31 pm:   Edit PostDelete Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

A man in only a trenchcoat quickly flashed three old ladies on a bench. Two of them had a stroke. The third one couldn't reach out in time.
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Cambrian
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Posted on Wednesday, August 20, 2008 - 12:34 pm:   Edit PostDelete Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Wise man say:

"You stand in front of a car, you get tired. You stand in back, you get exhausted."
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Johnlodge
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Posted on Wednesday, August 20, 2008 - 12:35 pm:   Edit PostDelete Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Wise man also say:

He who farts in church must sit in his pew.
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Cambrian
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Posted on Wednesday, August 20, 2008 - 12:55 pm:   Edit PostDelete Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Now that was good! JL
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Lnfant
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Posted on Wednesday, August 20, 2008 - 2:31 pm:   Edit PostDelete Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

some entertainment for digital artists:
http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs1 3/f/2007/077/2/e/Animator_vs__ Animation_by_alanbecker.swf
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Detroit313
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Posted on Wednesday, August 20, 2008 - 2:33 pm:   Edit PostDelete Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Re: Django (Knock, Knock)

Whose There?

Yah....

<313>
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Nick
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Posted on Wednesday, August 20, 2008 - 2:44 pm:   Edit PostDelete Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Why did Spongebob come to Detroit?

To get capped...



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Lnfant
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Posted on Wednesday, August 20, 2008 - 5:25 pm:   Edit PostDelete Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

welcome, Nick
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Diane12163
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Posted on Thursday, August 21, 2008 - 3:34 am:   Edit PostDelete Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Have a lookiloo at this:

www.mrmethane.com

And see his vids on YouTube.

You are sure to have a real gas.
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Lefty2
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Posted on Thursday, August 21, 2008 - 11:18 am:   Edit PostDelete Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Nick, I like you're blunt sense of ironic humor.
Alley, I didn't get the joke until I read it again, duh. or how about Kwame kill_Patrick!

Because he could cleanup on fixed bids.
You see, Bob Ferguson got fixed bids from Kwame and....
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Soomka1
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Posted on Friday, August 22, 2008 - 12:53 am:   Edit PostDelete Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Nick, what an awesome debut!

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