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Username: L_b_patterson
Post Number: 342
Registered: 10-2003
| | Posted on Tuesday, May 06, 2008 - 7:53 pm: |    |
Idiot (left) fails to properly attach an image to a discussion board (right) - Credit: J. Gonzalez Free Press |
Jams
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Username: Jams
Post Number: 8615
Registered: 10-2003
| | Posted on Tuesday, May 06, 2008 - 7:56 pm: | |
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401don
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Username: 401don
Post Number: 426
Registered: 11-2007
| | Posted on Tuesday, May 06, 2008 - 8:13 pm: | |
Spirit of Detroit, forced to sit and listen to crap coming out of City Hall, can no longer hold it in and shits itself, forced to wear diaper. |
Retroit
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Username: Retroit
Post Number: 62
Registered: 04-2008
| | Posted on Tuesday, May 06, 2008 - 8:45 pm: | |
Scrappers steal Spirit of Detroit's skirt and reveal his "manliness" for all to see. Security was called to prevent any further embarrassment to city hall. |
Fishtoes2000
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Username: Fishtoes2000
Post Number: 512
Registered: 06-2005
| | Posted on Tuesday, May 06, 2008 - 8:58 pm: | |
Spirits of Detroit half in the bag |
Jcole
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Username: Jcole
Post Number: 504
Registered: 04-2005
| | Posted on Tuesday, May 06, 2008 - 9:06 pm: | |
Spirit of Detroit Family Jewels Missing;Security Suspects Cover Up
(Message edited by jcole on May 06, 2008) |
Matt_the_deuce
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Username: Matt_the_deuce
Post Number: 811
Registered: 10-2003
| | Posted on Tuesday, May 06, 2008 - 9:30 pm: | |
Diaper Patrol
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How I Lost My Mommy on The Way to Jail |
Retroit
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Username: Retroit
Post Number: 68
Registered: 04-2008
| | Posted on Wednesday, May 07, 2008 - 3:49 pm: | |
The Spirit of Detroit is recovering after undergoing surgery intended to repair damage caused by being kicked in the shins for the past 50 years. |
Raptor56
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Username: Raptor56
Post Number: 313
Registered: 05-2007
| | Posted on Wednesday, May 07, 2008 - 3:53 pm: | |
MC Hammer is in town, so Detroit decided to show its support for parachute pants.
on a side note, I'm assuming they're finally starting the rehab of the Spirit of Detroit? |
Johnlodge
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Username: Johnlodge
Post Number: 6521
Registered: 10-2003
| | Posted on Wednesday, May 07, 2008 - 4:11 pm: | |
Rather than sporting a Red Wings Jersey this playoff season, the Spirit of Detroit sports a soiled diaper, in honor of crybaby NHL Commissioner Gary Bettman, who has threatened to fine the Red Wings for every octopus thrown onto the ice. |
Focusonthed
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Username: Focusonthed
Post Number: 1823
Registered: 02-2006
| | Posted on Wednesday, May 07, 2008 - 5:41 pm: | |
In an attempt to show tourists that Detroit is a fun vacation destination, the city is throwing a toga party next weekend. Here, the Spirit of Detroit gets fitted for his. |
Realitycheck
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Username: Realitycheck
Post Number: 594
Registered: 08-2004
| | Posted on Wednesday, May 07, 2008 - 7:00 pm: | |
I'm goin' with Fishtoes so far.
Tight, bright and timely (posted an hour after image)
Congrats, F'toes -- you win my . . .
e-High Five! |
Retroit
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Username: Retroit
Post Number: 70
Registered: 04-2008
| | Posted on Wednesday, May 07, 2008 - 7:00 pm: | |
"Security stands by as a dress is put on the Spirit of Detroit for Transvestite Day celebrations."
What's the prize for this stupid contest anyway, Jams? |