  Sharmaal Member Username: Sharmaal Post Number: 1287 Registered: 09-2004 |
Air Raid sirens going off downtown. | ||
Detroitstar Member Username: Detroitstar Post Number: 1001 Registered: 01-2006 |
Lol! Seriously? I dont hear anything, near the stadiums. | ||
Hamtragedy Member Username: Hamtragedy Post Number: 106 Registered: 10-2007 |
Those are just the latest "here comes another two inches of snow, let's close everything tomorrow" sirens. Either that or it's the "North Oakland County's out of Road Salt, can't get there from here" siren. | ||
Fnemecek Member Username: Fnemecek Post Number: 2734 Registered: 12-2004 |
Those damn Livonians! Battle stations everyone! | ||
Hornwrecker Member Username: Hornwrecker Post Number: 1991 Registered: 04-2005 |
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Spidergirl Member Username: Spidergirl Post Number: 337 Registered: 12-2004 |
They were going off last night too. | ||
Wazootyman Member Username: Wazootyman Post Number: 317 Registered: 02-2006 |
If we're attacking, I know nothing of it. I'm going to grab a beer, keep me updated. | ||
Broken_main Member Username: Broken_main Post Number: 1495 Registered: 06-2005 |
Here we go again!•• | ||
Ravine Member Username: Ravine Post Number: 2016 Registered: 01-2006 |
I think we're sfe. | ||
56packman Member Username: 56packman Post Number: 2079 Registered: 12-2005 |
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Amgasper01 Member Username: Amgasper01 Post Number: 6 Registered: 02-2008 |
They're testing the fire alarm at Comerica Park this week. I live at the Fyfe building and they posted a warning/apology in advance in our elevators regarding the noise. | ||
Hornwrecker Member Username: Hornwrecker Post Number: 1993 Registered: 04-2005 |
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Flyingj Member Username: Flyingj Post Number: 101 Registered: 08-2006 |
I'm surprised there's no mention yet of Alexander Nevsky vs. the Knights Of Livonia(Germany), inspiration for Star Wars stormtroopers, but Nevsky never played for the Wings... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A lexander_Nevsky_(film) | ||
Tarkus Member Username: Tarkus Post Number: 462 Registered: 04-2006 |
The Livonians are after our water system. They must be stopped. The Faygo kid will save us.  | ||
Flyingj Member Username: Flyingj Post Number: 102 Registered: 08-2006 |
I'm surprised there's no mention yet of Alexander Nevsky vs. the Knights Of Livonia(Germany), inspiration for Star Wars stormtroopers, but Nevsky never played for the Wings... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A lexander_Nevsky_(film) | ||
Ggores Member Username: Ggores Post Number: 21 Registered: 10-2007 |
sure it wasn't windsor air-raid sirens? livonians from the west, canadians from the east, the slumbering city of Detroit viciously and unexpectedly attacked by a gap-toothed, two-pronged fork of vengeance, bent by an inextinguishable desire to eliminate the world of.... tire fungus. | ||
Udmphikapbob Member Username: Udmphikapbob Post Number: 531 Registered: 07-2004 |
Now you know our plans! We've allowed Livonia Mall to appear on the surface to be a decrepit, abandoned mall. But what lurks beneath is a fully operational battle station! We're coming for your buses! We'll melt them down to make a fence to keep "you people" from shopping at our Wal*Mart. | ||
Scs100 Member Username: Scs100 Post Number: 1526 Registered: 12-2006 |
Paging Zulu... | ||
56packman Member Username: 56packman Post Number: 2080 Registered: 12-2005 |
our spies have seen their big board!  | ||
Alsodave Member Username: Alsodave Post Number: 905 Registered: 10-2003 |
Sorry guys, I don't think you can beat perfection. | ||
Ravine Member Username: Ravine Post Number: 2019 Registered: 01-2006 |
You underhanded bastards! Half of you didn't even WANT the fuckin' Wal-Mart! Now you want to get all terrigoddamtorial about it! Fine, you sonsabitches. When all of those cans of Glory brand collard greens sit around 'til way after their expiration date, don't come cryin' to us. | ||
Mayor_sekou Member Username: Mayor_sekou Post Number: 1932 Registered: 09-2006 |
I second that Alsodave it's missing Gen. Itsjeff, but hey good luck you guys. | ||
Professorscott Member Username: Professorscott Post Number: 1149 Registered: 12-2006 |
I think the attack will begin thus: The chicken heart was kept in the laboratory, in a vat. (thump thump... thump thump...) One day a careless janitor knocked the vat over. (thump thump... crash! thump thump... thump thump...) | ||
Sandyrabbit Member Username: Sandyrabbit Post Number: 25 Registered: 02-2008 |
are you guys freakin kiddin me? this is like whisper a thing in an ear and see what comes out 20 ears later,...omg that was brilliant, admit it. so was the siren stuff about weather drama? cause goodness it made driving a bit tough, but yummy too. who doesnt need a bit of yummy now and again? | ||
Hornist9 Member Username: Hornist9 Post Number: 78 Registered: 05-2005 |
I saw this and just knew Hornwrecker and 56packman would be going back to work. We need a good border skirmish on a snowy day...SEND OUT THE SMART BUSES, SEND OUT THE SMART BUSES!•• | ||
Rel Member Username: Rel Post Number: 308 Registered: 02-2008 |
Sorry, the SMART fleet is out of service. And when it is back in service, the fleet will be 35 minutes late. | ||
Johnlodge Member Username: Johnlodge Post Number: 5449 Registered: 10-2003 |
Radars in Ferndale are detecting a ballistic missile launch from somewhere near Schoocraft College. Where could they have been hiding it?  | ||
Hornwrecker Member Username: Hornwrecker Post Number: 1994 Registered: 04-2005 |
Here's the link to the HOF thread: Are We Going to War With Livonia? https://www.atdetroit.net/forum/mes sages/6790/67437.html?11429990 15 (Message edited by Hornwrecker on March 05, 2008) | ||
Chuckjav Member Username: Chuckjav Post Number: 427 Registered: 09-2007 |
This Just In..... Livonia's Prime Minister is addressing Detroit City Council; live coverage on all three networks. The PM's "demands" include the immediate de-annexation of what was once Greenfield Township; the return of Mackenzie High School to its "rightful heirs" is also being discussed. Very interesting stuff. | ||
Johnlodge Member Username: Johnlodge Post Number: 5451 Registered: 10-2003 |
Mayor Covey of Ferndale has pledged his support to the defense of Detroit from the safety of his ranch in California. He has dispatched the Ferndale Death Tank, who's garish patriotic paintjob alone is enough to send its enemies fleeing for cover.  (Covey threatens from afar)  (In addition to its usual armament, the Ferndale Death Tank also shoots Eagles and Apple Pies) | ||
Chuckjav Member Username: Chuckjav Post Number: 428 Registered: 09-2007 |
CNN now reports that calvary units from Waldron, Camden, Hillsdale, Jonesville, Quincy, and Coldwater appear to be heading northeast at this time. I would imagine that they'll be watering the horses in Moscow, Jackson, Chelsea, Ann Arbor, and Ypsitucky along the way; this could take a while. | ||
Detroit_stylin Member Username: Detroit_stylin Post Number: 5573 Registered: 10-2003 |
How will the Mayor responds to the reports of Imam L.B. bin Paterson's fatwah, to fight the infidels south of 8 mile to obliteration? | ||
Gnome Member Username: Gnome Post Number: 857 Registered: 08-2007 |
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Chuckjav Member Username: Chuckjav Post Number: 430 Registered: 09-2007 |
Echoing rhetoric of the late Irene McCabe, LB Patterson and his minions have just abandoned their hijacked school buses...taking fortified positions along I-75 (just north of 9-mile Road)...movement further south appears imminent | ||
Johnlodge Member Username: Johnlodge Post Number: 5455 Registered: 10-2003 |
FOX2 EDGE XTREME NEWS ALERT: The division led by General L. Bin Patterson is making quick progress through Hazel Park. The Ferndale Death Tank has been unable to intercept, as the magnetic "Support The Troops" ribbons it runs on are running low in supply. | ||
Chuckjav Member Username: Chuckjav Post Number: 432 Registered: 09-2007 |
NBC and ABC report that "to this point it remains unclear as to the level of support invading forces can expect from Detroit's citizenry". Thanks NBC & ABC for that bit of journalistic brilliance. On a related note: Combined southcentral Michigan Calvary regiments are reported 3500 meters SW of North Adams; will be joining forces with Coldwater/Quincy/Jonesville troops in Moscow. | ||
Fredgarvin Member Username: Fredgarvin Post Number: 72 Registered: 02-2007 |
This just in.........in a move named "The Switzerland of the Midwest", the joint towns of Allen Park and Melvindale have declared themselves neutral in this epic battle. "We will accept refugees from all sides within our borders which will add to the diversity of our region", Allen Park Mayor Gary Burtka stated. "Someday we hope to be able to corner the market on Downriver Army Knives" similar to what the neutral Swiss have done since WWII. Product designers in Melvindale are already hard at work inventing a beer bottle opener component for the knife. | ||
Alfie1a Member Username: Alfie1a Post Number: 34 Registered: 10-2007 |
uhhh... why is everyone ripping on Livonia? | ||
Fmstack Member Username: Fmstack Post Number: 47 Registered: 06-2007 |
Have you SEEN that place? Yech! | ||
Danny Member Username: Danny Post Number: 7167 Registered: 02-2004 |
Livonia is still is the Hitlerville, Little Mississippi, Little Dixieland, Pleasantville, and White's only community all roled up in one. They even up up this flag as proof.  I saw this flag at a Livonia home surrounded by trees. DISGUSTING! (Message edited by danny on March 07, 2008) | ||
Thnk2mch Member Username: Thnk2mch Post Number: 1098 Registered: 02-2006 |
Some things are funny, but now that ^^^ is a little too much, don't you think? | ||
Detroitman32 Member Username: Detroitman32 Post Number: 1 Registered: 03-2008 |
AFP: Detroit, Michigan - Residents of Redford Township, Warren County , voted today in a plebiscite on whether their township should join the city of Detroit . With 58% percent of votes being counted (Y-67% N- 19%), it has been projected that Redford will become part of Detroit . However, Livonia claims that the results have been faked and are false. Detroit has denied these claims, and so has Redford Twp. Supervisor R. Miles Handy, who is considered “pro-Detroit”. | ||
Danny Member Username: Danny Post Number: 7173 Registered: 02-2004 |
Lots of people are still attacking Livonia for their racist atmosphere. Livonia needs to do something to put away their xenophobic attitude. Like providing subsidize housing for blacks and other minorities with income and rental insurance. | ||
Detroitdecor27 Member Username: Detroitdecor27 Post Number: 41 Registered: 10-2003 |
So wow I guess I am not the only one who doesn't care for Livonia!••• lol I thought that I was alone in my battle against Livonia Snobs! lol ;) | ||
Tarkus Member Username: Tarkus Post Number: 479 Registered: 04-2006 |
Recent spy pictures of the Livonia Air-Force, taken at great risk of the photog. as a scout patrol was nearing the brush.  |
